how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
going to babysit a family-friends nasty-ass kid because said family-friends nasty-ass teen won’t do it, truth being that i’m only doing it because she said kitty-puddins would be involved. they better have wifi.
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
We crunched a lot of numbers to make this graph.
you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.
